i really need a day between saturday and sunday
Hunters will be hunted. Blood spilled for blood.
good hope hes dead
waking up after accidentally taking a 4 hour nap
ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground
In Australia, “I’m up for that” and “I’m down for that” mean the same thing
Also “it’s just up the road” and “it’s just down the road”
It means the same everywhere else too; you ain’t special. Sit down.
i’m laughing why would this just be in Aus????
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
Jennifer Lawrence and I are one