10knotes:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: aheartofthetruestbeliever)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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snapchatting:

i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that


lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe


fearthenoob:

:-))))))))))))))))

(Source: parakavka)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135)

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

(Source: drunktrophywife)